The man with the world's longest joystick: 54-year-old man rejects the chance to have his 18-inch member reduced (but he won't be able to have sex unless he does so). The man with the world's longest joystick has rejected the possibility of having a reduction - even if it means he won't ever have sex. Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a joystick measuring a colossal 18.9 inches when flaccid - touching his knee. He made headlines worldwide in 2015 after a video went viral showing him weighing his member to prove its authenticity. His half-metre manhood smashed the unofficial record believed to belong to US actor Jonah Falcon, whose joystick was 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect. 'I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don't recognise this record,' he told Barcroft TV.
But despite his pride, members of the medical community have urged him to at least consider a penile reduction. Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said: 'We have advised him "Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your joystick so that it doesn't hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children". whoever has the bigger joystick is more macho. Doctors recently did a thorough examination of Mr Cabrera's joystick, confirming suspicions that the bulk of his nearly 20-inch joystick is foreskin. His penile glands stretch only seven inches, meaning the rest of his member is completely foreskin and blood vessels. The sheer size of Mr Cabrera's joystick causes him a number of health problems, including frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin. While he keeps his colossal member wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing. He is also unable to sleep chest down and has to put his joystick on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night. And an active sex life is off limits for him as his joystick has too much girth to have intercourse. Mr Cabrera added: 'Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.'